{"product_id":"office-of-time-management-chronograph-watch","title":"Office of Time Management Chronograph Watch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"94\"\u003eStamped. Approved. Questionably productive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eThis is not just a watch. This is a fully authorized, completely unofficial certification that \u003cem data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"202\"\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e happened today… and we’re choosing to count it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eFeaturing an engraved, government-style seal declaring “Office of Time Management” and the quietly victorious \u003cem data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"386\"\u003e“Time Was Not Wasted,”\u003c\/em\u003e this piece walks the line between authority and irony like it’s been doing it for years. It looks important. It feels important. Whether anything actually got done? That’s between you and your calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eThe eagle-and-laurel emblem brings full bureaucratic energy, like it came straight out of a department that definitely has a form for that. Meanwhile, the black stainless steel case and copper dial keep it sleek, modern, and just flashy enough to say, “I take time seriously… but not \u003cem data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"880\"\u003etoo\u003c\/em\u003e seriously.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eIt’s for the professionals.\u003cbr data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eThe procrastinators.\u003cbr data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eThe people who opened 12 tabs and still deserve credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003eEvery glance at your wrist becomes a tiny, satisfying stamp of approval. Motion carried. Adjourned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1786\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003e• Durable 316L stainless steel construction for long-lasting wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003e• Precision quartz movement that keeps better track than most meetings\u003cbr data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e• Functional chronograph with three sub-dials for when you need to look official\u003cbr data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e• Calendar display for staying aware of what day it is (optional)\u003cbr data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1425\"\u003e• Water-resistant up to 3ATM (30m \/ 100ft)\u003cbr data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003e• Scratch-resistant design for everyday durability\u003cbr data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1523\"\u003e• Engraved case back featuring official-style time management seal\u003cbr data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003e• Sleek black finish paired with a copper dial for a sharp, modern contrast\u003cbr data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e• Adjustable clasp for a secure, comfortable fit\u003cbr data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003e• Ships in a gift-ready box, because this \u003cem data-start=\"1763\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003efeels\u003c\/em\u003e like an award\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1791\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"2033\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e• Material: 316L Stainless Steel\u003cbr data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003e• Dial: Copper\u003cbr data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003e• Movement: Quartz\u003cbr data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003e• Water Resistance: 3ATM (30m \/ 100ft)\u003cbr data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003e• Face Diameter: 1.5″ (38.1mm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"1969\"\u003e• Strap Length: 7″ (177.8mm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1997\" data-end=\"2000\"\u003e• Adjustable Clasp: 3″ (76.2mm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2035\" data-end=\"2038\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2040\" data-end=\"2432\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2040\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2062\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003e• Sharp, satirical design with undeniable “official seal” energy\u003cbr data-start=\"2129\" data-end=\"2132\"\u003e• Subtle humor that gets better the longer you stare at it instead of working\u003cbr data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2212\"\u003e• Clean engraving that won’t fade, unlike your motivation at 3:17 PM\u003cbr data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2283\"\u003e• The perfect gift for coworkers, bosses, or your favorite time optimist\u003cbr data-start=\"2355\" data-end=\"2358\"\u003e• Fits seamlessly into your politically playful, slightly unbothered era\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2434\" data-end=\"2437\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2439\" data-end=\"2643\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2439\" data-end=\"2464\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2464\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003eEach watch is made to order and engraved with care. Please allow additional time for production before shipping. 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